“When I was about 14 I remember thinking when it came to proposing to my future girlfriend, I'd make a CD with all her favourite songs and a message that said, 'Will you marry me?' Shows you what a romantic I was. No one listens to CDs any more. It's all about iTunes.”- Tinie Tempah
If this handsome hunk, who also happens to be a song producer (every girl digs that) has to sit back and decide how he’ll treat his girl
What excuse do you have?
You see, Girlfriends are essential. They love you like a wife, but don’t expect commitments as strong.
They cook for you, clean your mess and give you all the right things you need. (If you know what I mean)
And all you have to do is-be nice. Is it really that hard?
Here are 10 names you can use to show affection to your beautiful girlfriend.
Thank me later!
There are two types of girls; those who are scared of dolls (me), and those who grew up with barbies.
If yours is the latter, doll her…I mean call her.
Taylor swift made a song on Romeo and earned a fortune. Imagine what Juliet could do!
Tonight! Make it old school, with some ro-meo-ntic music and plenty of love.
If you’re feeling extra spicy! You can add a bit of drama from Shakespeare very own ROMEO AND JULIET!
“Did my heart love till now? forswear it, sight! For I ne'er saw true beauty till this night.”
I swear if someone said that to me, I’d husband him right away!
Give me your answer due.
I'm half crazy,
all for the love of you.
It won't be a stylish marriage.
I can't afford a carriage.
But you'll look sweet,
upon the seat,
of a bicycle built for two.
No, it’s not an Ed Sheeran single. It’s a primary school poem.
*That moment when you realize; all this time it was your school that spoilt your son (who keeps calling every other girl daisy)*
Is my son a player at age 2?
So how do we sue again?
Cause, baby, you're a firework
Come on, show 'em what you're worth
Make 'em go, "Aah, aah, aah"
As you shoot across the sky-y-y
Baby, you're a firework
Come on, let your colours burst
Make 'em go, "Aah, aah, aah"
You're gonna leave 'em all in awe, awe, awe
If she’s a sizzler! Fireworks the right pet name for her.
“Call it magic
Cut me into two
And with all your magic
I disappear from view
And I can't get over
Can't get over you
Still I call it magic
You're such a precious jewel”
Is she your precious jewel?
I bet she is, or else you won’t have been tirelessly searching for some sweet words to call your girlfriend!
This one’s a bit tricky though.
It can actually end up being quite awfully embarrassing. IMAGINE!
And she goes like “what? Where?” and trips over in excitement!
Ooops! Love gone wrong!
But you could always add “in your eyes baby” to make up for it. BE CREATIVE!
6. Hot Mama
Let’s face it.
Love is not all about sweet cuddles; it’s also a lot about fire and flame.
So every once in a while, if you hold her by the waist and whisper “my hot mama”
Is it too late to be lesbian? Cause I may not get many men, but with such an imagination, I sure as hell could get a few girls! Sh**
*avoid it during “those” days of the month*
Cause if she’s cranky and hormonal, she’ll make you go around town so you can find her one to satisfy her cravings.
Ahhh…sounds so relaxing. SOMEBODY CALL ME!
Look handsome! Girls love flowers. So call her lilly, daisy rose or even rosie. She’ll like it.
9. Lucky Charm
Sometimes, some things, some words, some feelings; can make a lousy dry day, a summery blossoming one.
This pet name is one of them.
Let me tell you, girls love being the reason behind your success, your power, your dignity and most of all your happiness…If there comes a day, when you truly feel blessed for the good things in your life and somewhere deep down. You know she’s the reason, call her your lucky charm and watch that light her up like Christmas!
Every girl wants..wait hold on..
Never call your girlfriend wifey, unless you don’t have a ring in your pocket.
Believe me you don’t want to go down that road.
Oh boy! No please don’t. I can already see the bruises on your body from her 8 inch heel.
Grrrrrrrhhhh! What was I even thinking!
*comes out of shock in 1-2-3…and hello!*
So boys and gentlemen (yup! There’s fine line between these two)
Here’s me yet again! Making your lives easier; with these “guaranteed to work” Cute names to call your girlfriend.
Like I said, thank me later. xx